Starbucksney

Since she's swapped meth for coffee, Starbucks have decided to give their most LOYAL customer [Britney Spears] the offer to be the new face of Starbucks!!!!!!......since she doesn't want to promote her new album, do an album cover photoshoot, do anything else other than.....drink coffee.....she has taken them up on the offer, they even stuck her on the logo....



I hope they don't actually CHARGE her for the 50 coffees a day she buys there, surely having a Starbucks coffee hanging off your hand as you drive, eat, sleep, shower, masturbate, urinate ect. is promo enough for them..............not that it matters i guess, now that she's the official sponsor of the fucking place she has a whole truck full delivered to her house every morning!!!!!!..........now she can drink it.......bathe in it........play water slides with it........swim in it.......fucking DROWN herself in it!!!!!



Love you Britters............but lay off the double cream ice lattes.