Saturday, May 3, 2008

Bittersweet Failure!
Ashlee Simpson
Bittersweet World
1/5


Yes, "bitter" is a GOOD word to use in the title of this AWFUL new album from Ashlee Simpson. Now don't get me wrong, i'm no Ashlee hater, i actually like a few of her old songs, but really.......let's face it, her old "i'm a bad ass sk8r grl" image was a big fake mess [even though she wore a t-shirt that said "punk" in her Pieces of Me video, who are you trying to fool, bitch], and she most definitely was no ALBUM artist [a few catchy singles here and there......but that's it].....................her main exploits have been more "media" based......first there was the SNL lip synced, on air, confused, dancing jig mess that happened to her [kinda ironic considering she bad mouthed singers who lip synced, hypocrit much?] and then there's the infamous NOSE JOB!................yes, Ashlee and her nose, probably the only GOOD thing she has done in the subsequent years since her last shitty album.

But whatever, this isn't about her nose, this is about her new album, and it won't be hard summing up what you'd expect from it.......................firstly, there's only ONE shining moment of brilliance, and it's with the lead single Outta My Head, other than that though, there is fuck all left on offer for us. The DULL second single Boys [which i don't think is even getting any air play] is shit, the other "fan" favourite off the album is Rule Breaker.......which is Ashlee's attempt at innovation i guess, or something............and err...........well......i'm kinda trying to remember the other songs but i really can't.............nothing left a good impression, not even a shitty lasting one.....it all just went by and i forgot all about it. All i can say is, the whole album is an attempt at being "cool" and Ashlee just falls flat on her face with it...........which is a bad thing, because we don't want her damaging that nose of hers do we?
See, i said "nose" again, when you have nothing else to praise her for, it's kind all you got...........great nose Ashlee, seriously, looks awesome.................but your album? that could do with some surgery too.

Worst album of 08' so far.........and don't even get me started on that SHIT AWFUL album cover. Jesus.
FLOP.

Tracklist rating unavailable, because i don't want to waste my fucking time.


1 comment:

Chicago_Sexbox said...

I LOVED this post. Ashlee has annoyed the fuck out of me since day. It was bad enough her sister was obnoxious.

Ashlee has been hitting the snooze botton on her 15 minutes of fame for way too long now. Time is up bitch! Goodbye!