Sunday, December 9, 2007

The BEST & WORST Of 2007 - Part 6

Best & Worst People
We had the worst.............Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, between each of these girls is jail time, pussy flashing and countless driving offenses!!!!! Young Hollywood, is quite simply......FUCKED.

Then we had the good stuff, star performances from Laura Dern [Inland Empire] and Angelina Jolie, and musical EXPLOSIONS from M.I.A and Alicia Keys........and yes, Britney too [sigh].......so who took the main....prize thingies?.......well




The Bestest Bitch Of The Year...

ANGELINA JOLIE! Is the bestest bitch!..........not only is she the most beautiful woman on the planet, but she also gave me one of the best performances in a movie this year with her role as Marian in A Mighty Heart. She continues to try and change lives in Africa, has the coolest kids ever! [yay! for multiculturalism], melted the screen as a computer animated Grendel in her new movie ‘Beowulf’ [go see it!] and will soon blast the shit out of our eyes in February when we see her as an assassin in ‘Wanted’. Plus there’s the whole list of other films she’s popping up in 2008.

But that’s not the end of it, not only is she beautiful, talented and has good taste in men [Brad, mine!] but she’s an INTELLECUTUALIST as well!.............she smurt!

She wrote an article for The Economist about “accountability for the atrocities in Darfur”, I mean…………..is there anything she can’t do????..........when I read bits of the article, I had NO idea what the fuck this bitch was on about, that’s true brains right there!!!!!!..................big words………..make big mess in head.

My love for her has been UNLIMITED since 1998, what’s that? A decade now…………oh Angelina!......................she gonna save the world you know.


The Retard Of The Year...

No, it’s not Britney………at least her life problems cause her mess, no……this year, my retard award goes to…………Rihanna, It doesn’t get any MORE fucking retarded than her.

First………she releases her new album…….and it’s good, I like it, although, the desperation fumes FLY off it, and it’s hard to ignore the way EVERY song on the album sounds like a song that already exists!

Then there’s the AWFUL single choices……….i mean, Shut Up And Drive?......Hate That I Love You?......come on, could she pick any shitter songs! Plus add onto that, the VIDEOS………the special effects filled idiocy of ‘Umbrella’ and then the blinding multi coloured crap of ‘Shut Up And Drive’. Also, take note, in all her videos, she acts REALLY baaaaad [rolls eyes].

There’s also the whole thing about her not having ANY stage presence……..if I got free tickets to see this bitch, I’d seriously wipe my ass with them, she is SO fucking DULL……….no matter how much MONEY they throw at her or how much they produce her, she just DOES NOT make an impact. It’s all FAKE.

And last, but not least…………the WORST part of it all…………her PRETENTIOUS fucking ATTITUDE…….someone needs to bring Rih Rih back to Earth, because she certainly ISN’T living on it. She made two comments this year that completely left me DUMBFOUNDED, the first one being that she is aiming to be “the black Madonna”……..seriously, I’m not even going to BOTHER explaining the complete retardation that is that quote, it’s quite simply……..fucking MORONIC. She ALSO claims that “no one else can sing the types of songs I sing”………yes Rihanna, because your songs, your voice, your whole fucking manufactured pop star career is TRULY original. How could ANYONE sing one of your random rnb/pop songs?........it takes great skill to sing “ella ella ella ella eh eh eh…….eh eh eh…..eh”…..truly!

She made a nice little album, but she pretty much is the epitome of CRAPPINESS, she continues to annoy, to bore and to run her mouth of like she is somehow…….prolific. Although, MTV have been throwing awards at her all year, she did after all win the Europe Mtv award for……lol…get ready……”Artist of the YEAR” LMFAO!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!! [wipes away tear] oh my, oh my……..sigh…….wow, Mtv really HAS gone to shit hasn’t it.

Hopefully Rihanna eventually goes to shit too.







And that's all folks...........:)



lata.



1 comment:

Manuel said...

LMFAO!!! Poor Rihanna. I pretty much agree with everything about her though.

To think I used to worhship her when she sang Pon De Replay.

Don't slap me.